Berger Ain't Too Proud to Deny Beggar
The panhandlers of Hollywood know the best way to get some cash is to beg on-camera. It was a foolproof scheme ... until Ron Livingston came along.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Colin Powell -- General Bust-A-Move
Check this off your "Things I never expected to see in this lifetime" list. 
Colin Powell, former Secretary of State, didn't just join Olu Maintain during their performance at the Africa Rising Festival in London last night -- he unleashed his inner party machine.
Game on, Bush.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
John Malkovich -- No Hair, No Problem
He's a brilliant actor, but a total weirdo -- and our photog tried to outdo the bizarreness by giving the dude one of the strangest compliments ever.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Someone's Got a Death Wish
They're both certified badasses -- footballer Vinnie Jones once crushed a guy's testes and Jason Statham's the frickin' "Transporter" -- so it was a brave photog who approached them yesterday at Sunset Plaza.
And while one of 'em clearly hates our guts, the other's a modern day (but extremely buff) Chatty Cathy.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Russell Simmons Pisses Away Money
Ed McMahon should keep his eyes peeled while he's in New York -- because if you're relentless enough, Russell Simmons will hand you a twenty to shut the hell up.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Lance: I Have Lots of Making Up to Do
Lance Bass thinks Obama is a bad ass -- and clearly it takes one to know one, check out that eye liner!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Dancing with the Stars
Hef's Evil Twins Bust Out
Looking like a couple Vegas cocktail waitresses on the loose, the Shannon sisters escaped Hugh Hefner's clutches for a night out -- and nobody was injured!
They didn't say much about their past arrests for alleged battery ... but those mug shots really say it all.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
I Paddled Jamie Foxx's Butt
Both of 'em ruled on "In Living Color" -- but while Jamie Foxx moved on to Oscar-winning roles, Tommy Davidson took down screen gems like "Juwanna Man."
Tommy isn't bitter, he says still got one accomplishment Jamie can never take away ...
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Big Bro's Memphis -- Destined for Brokeness
He took in about $80 grand from CBS, but "Big Brother Ten" loser Robert "Memphis" Garrett is living proof that money can't buy class.
The part time "mixologist" was out in Hollywood this weekend bragging about what he's gonna do with his insane cash flow to anyone who'd listen. Unfortunately, we did.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
The Lamas Gals -- Plastic Makes Perfect
When it comes to plastic surgeons, the Lamas girls like to keep it in the family.
Shayne Lamas, Lorenzo's daughter and "Bachelor" wannabeen, was out this weekend with Dr. Frank Ryan -- the same doc who's giving her ex-stepmother Shauna Sand a new boob job and endless "injectables."
Shayne called Shauna a "doll" ... yeah, of the Real variety.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
McConaughey -- Surfer Doodie
The only thing that stinks more than Matthew McConaughey's last film "Surfer Dude" -- his septic tank.
The shirted 38-year-old got his hands dirty by getting rid of the waste from his trailer this weekend.
Despite what you may have heard, life in Malibu can be crappy.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Matthew McConaughey
Bitter Ringo Won't Sign a Thingo
For a guy obsessed with the phrase peace and love, Ringo Starr seems to have a lot of pent up aggression! 
The guy from the Beatles who isn't John, Paul or George just posted an angry online rant warning his fans to stop polluting his damn mailbox with crap for him to sign.
Ringo ain't got the damn time to please the people who helped fund his damn empire -- he's too busy getting ear piercings and getting his beard carefully manicured and stealing sun-glasses from Dame Edna, dammit.
Filed under: Music, Wacky & Weird
"Razor" Ramon Flips Out Over Dead Wrestler Joke
Former wrestling legend Razor Ramon went berserk over the weekend, shouting obscenities and attacking a comedian who cracked a joke about the WWE star's dead friend -- right in front of his face.
The chaos all went down at a "roast" of another former wrestler, The Iron Sheik, at an event in Monroe, NJ. Things turned ugly when comedian Jimmy Graham dropped this line, "After the Sheik and Hacksaw Jim Duggan got caught sniffing coke in the parking lot his career fell faster than Owen Hart."
FYI -- Owen Hart died in '99 after he fell from the rafters during a live stunt for a PPV wrestling event.
After the comment, Graham claims Razor Ramon rushed the stage, threw the podium, and grabbed the comic by the throat. The video picks up directly after the skirmish. Razor was restrained and quickly escorted to his hotel room without further incident.
UPDATE: The next day, Razor gave this video statement about the incident, in which he defends his actions and claims the comic is "lucky he didn't get his ass whipped."
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Talk Sports
Single Holly -- Sketchiest Person Ever
Holly Madison's done with bedding an old fart. Now she's moved on to making some extremely lifelike art.
Check out the portrait she drew us while eating at Mel's Diner in Sherman Oaks. Who is it? Here's a hint: Girl loves lucite.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
New Kids Fans Go Nucking Futs
How did this possibly happen? Last night in Las Vegas, the New Kids arrived at LAX Nightclub to the kind of crowd that used to go bonkers for 'em 20 years ago. Repeat. 20 years ago.
A quote from our guy in Vegas: "In all my years in Vegas, I've never seen such pandemonium over anybody."
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Hot Vegas
